pizzat-i:

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this movie has been in my head for the past few days it Is Swimming around in there like a silly little fish

Filed under: miles morales

skluug:

karcatgirl-vantas:

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because “tasty” means something tastes good. conversely, from the words “smelly” and “noisy” we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

canthaveshitingotham:

canthaveshitingotham:

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like “Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick”

ororomunroedontpullout:

Two questions for AO3 users giving into their racist and islamophobic tendencies within seconds (tendencies we’ve been calling out for years):

1) What would be gained politically or economically from attacking a fan fiction website? Quickly.

2) Find Sudan on this map

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shuihuzhuan:

shuihuzhuan:

y'all cannot be fucking serious about believing that ao3 is being hacked by a “sudanese extremist group” be fucking for realllll i think you guys are just racist

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let’s break this down lets think about it for more than 5 seconds

  1. terrorist group would not be saying “LGBTQ+”, “smuts” or “NSFW”. let’s be fucking for real. they’d be saying, like. “pornography” or “obscenities”
  2. they would not be spreading this through a telegram group. like i don’t doubt that a group like this would congregate in a telegram group, but they wouldn’t be making their announcements to the world in it.
  3. they would not be attacking Ao3. period. ao3 is a fucking nothing website in the grand scheme of things. there is no activism going on there. it’s a fucking fringe porn site

like come the fuck on. this literally sounds like some shit an ao3 dicksucker would come up with to make themselves look more oppressed and like theyre at the forefront of the LGBT rights movement. this is literally the sinophobia website they fucking love blaming anything that happens to them on random countries they think are far right extreme. use your brain dont believe things you read on the internet whatever else

fairycosmos:

i would describe myself as fun and light hearted and unburdened. please ignore the blood in my mouth